10 Stupid Things Everyone Does While Alone at Home

10 Stupid Things Everyone Does While Alone at Home
Human beings are social animals, which in other words means that we have to behave ourselves all the time and stick to certain social rules in order to be accepted as 'normal' or 'acceptable'. But for how long can you suppress that visceral 'you' from acting freely? Not for long. Given below are some of the most common and stupid things that we all do when we are alone at home.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
― Albert Einstein
The other day at the café, a calm and relaxed gentleman gave free reins to his personal wind. I reckon he took the liberty because he thought he was the only customer basking in the quietude of the café, I instantly became enamored of his valor. That is a different story that I was sitting with my friend right behind him and that valor of his proved to be so potent that it set my friend's nasal antennae on fire (good for him actually, since it saved him from tweezing them), and that as soon as the raspy voice broke out, we both couldn't help but double up with laughter. Poor gentleman didn't know where to shove his face.
Something phenomenal entered my consciousness after this episode; the reason behind the gentleman's burp from the wrong end could possibly be ascribed to his comfort with his solitary surroundings. In other words, the only place where we are actually allowed to have a little (or huge) rectal turbulence is either within the four walls of our toilet or when we are ALONE. Aha! But this isn't the only fun thing or stupid thing that you can do or you do, in general when you are by yourself. Explore some ridiculously imbecile things that we all do when given the privilege of solitude.
Trip the light fantastic
Wohooo! Yey Yey, I'm alone baby! You awaken that inner sensual God/Goddess in you and cut some serious rug anywhere- footstool, kitchen counter or that rickety chair. Every part of your body is trembling with ecstasy; you are thrilled to see your hips move exactly like Shakira or even smoother than hers, WHAM! Crap! You hurt your a**s.
Dawdle leisurely in the altogether
This is one of the most exhilarating things one can do alone―move starkers around the house. It gives you a certain feeling of POWER because you know that nowhere on earth can you walk unclad like a mighty lion/lioness but when you are by yourself. But be careful, this might freak your cat out, totally.
Have profound conversations with yourself
What if there is an alien invasion tomorrow? What if there were zombies on my trail? What should I do if Jesus was standing at my doorstep? What if I develop wizardy powers? (I'll so Avada Kedavara that b**** I loathe), What if my teddy bear is not a teddy bear but a dissatisfied scorned witch? Aaaaahhhhhhh.
Belt out songs in weird voice
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire (I usually widen my eyes and pretend as if I'm jumping through a ring of fire while singing forcefully, after all I'm a performer)
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar (I actually roar)
Louder, louder than a lion (I yell so loudly that I feel as if there are billions of ants crawling in my brain)
'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar (roar again)
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Do antics before the mirror
Be it posing menacingly with a toy gun pointed at your own reflection or smirking dangerously as if mentally machinating a murder, or staring adoringly at your own pretty self, one can't deny the instant ego boost one gets by acting out in front of the mirror. Funny homo sapiens.
Be a model
Slip into your favorite dress, cake yourself, invent some sweet smooth moves, and it's SELFIE time! You wind up wearing everything from your wardrobe because you want to check if you still look awesome in them.
Watch horror videos and scare yourself
I love that trembling sensation that I can experience only when I'm watching horror videos by myself. However, the real trembling starts when every little movement in the house starts seeming like a poltergeist's nasty prank. I think someone is watching the screen over my shoulder as I'm typing this.
The breaking of the wind
Oh yeah. Your Polly or series of Pollies could be let out from the jail when there's no one around to give you that scandalized expression. You would be truly surprised to find how energetic your other body opening could be! It too, could be used to make a powerful stand on things, just like your mouth. However, the smell can grossly offend your nose.
Not closing the bathroom door while urinating or defecating
This is akin to that wonderful feeling of ambling naked in the house. In everyday situations when there are people in the house, even a little wiggle of the lock makes you jump out of your toilet seat, but when you are alone, you will make the most of your freedom by having your door open while you answer nature's call. You will realize how different your room looks as you scan it while you are seated on the toilet seat. Told you, it feels different.
Other unusually usual things that we are likely to do when we are alone at home are- nose picking (ah! that amazing feeling of mining your nose), learning a difficult song by heart so that you can swank it in front of your friends, examining your under arms carefully by smelling, having profound conversations with your pets, giving a deeply moving emotional speech for winning the best actor award, etc. We are all a bunch of weird people, really.
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