Coming up with nicknames is not easy, but if you sit and study people for some time, you will find idiosyncrasies that are unique to one’s personality. Based on the personality traits, you can get some ideas on funny names to call people.
You can come up with a lot of funny names by observing the traits and mannerism of people. The possibilities are endless and the world is your oyster! Read the following funny names and think of potential targets!
• Douchebag
• Dodohead
• Sloppynuts
• Numbnuts
• McStink
Glasses N’ Braces
People with glasses or braces have always been easy pickings for most, and there is a lot of scope here to come up with some really funny names. Try some of these examples and see the outcome for yourself.
• Window Face
• Goggs
• Clark Kent
• Glass Clown
• Harry Potter
• Metal Mouth
• Ironman
Lovers’ Anonymous
When you are thinking of humorous names to call your girlfriend or boyfriend, you have to be a little more tactful. It would be utterly useless if you call your girlfriend “sloppy nuts”, so you need to change your train of thoughts completely. If you want some ideas, take a look at the following,
• Peaches
• Buttercup
• Pumpkin
• Snookums
• Cupcake Face
• Cutsie Wootsie
• Maddy
People who Pretend to Have a High IQ
There are a lot of self-proclaimed, highbrow intellectuals, who have a say on everything under the sun. For them, try using the following funny names,
• Dexter Fakester
• Shine Stein
• BBC 4
• Shell Down Cooper
• Vice Wise
• U Pee Pedia
Folks Accused of Bringing Bad Luck
These people, coincidentally, are present at the wrong place at the wrong time, and therefore get blamed for causing financial losses, ill-health, natural calamities, and a host of other catastrophes. Some examples of funny names for these people are,
• Friday the 13th
• Jonah
• Alan Harper
• The Public Enemy
• Lord of the Jinx
Leaders Without Followers
You may want to pick on someone who has become a leader, not because of the support and respect of others, but purely because of an ill-conceived notion that he is superior to everyone around him. These creatures could be called,
• Captain America
• Bully Pulpit
• Drum Major
• Danger Ducks
• Sir Mule
• Jim Loser
• Douchecrease
The Style Brigade
Stylish, impeccable clothing is an integral part of looking good. But there are people who dress to prove a point to everyone that they are blessed with a body that can drape itself in every possible costume. Funny names for them are,
• Peacock
• Fop
• Cox Comb
• The Mask
• Desert Rose
• Hibiscus
• Princess Caraboo
• Lady Haha
Talkative and Annoying
A conversation with some people is a one-sided affair. They talk endlessly and remorselessly, and the last thing you would want is their companionship on a long, lonely journey. Some funny names for such people are,
• Blowhard
• Lineshooter
• Mister Ed
• All That Jazz
• Acela Express
Funny Names
• Dead Skunk – Somebody with a weird hairstyle.
• Slow Death – A person who takes a lot of time to get the hang of things.
• Lord Snooty – Somebody who thinks highly of himself.
• Swampy – Somebody who doesn’t take care of personal hygiene.
• Freddie Flintstone – Somebody in a group who is taller and beefier than the rest.
(This article is not intended to offend or demean any individual or community. We advise our readers to use the information given in this article at their own discretion.)
